All I Want for Nuttmas is NuttyBuddy Lock Compression Shorts!
Give yourself, or that nutty someone you love, the gift of comfort and protection with a NuttyBuddy.
Greetings festive nutts, hopefully as this holly jolly month begins you will join us in decorating the tree with NuttyBuddy athletic cups, NuttyBuddy Lock Compression Shorts and Jocks. After all, what could be better than the gift of protecting the boys in comfort? That’s why we suggest you add NuttyBuddy compression shorts to the list you write for Santa RamRod.
NuttyBuddy Lock compression shorts offer more comfort than a suit made out of napping kittens and puppies, and are compatible with the NuttyBuddy cup and jock, which is good news for everyone. But, it doesn’t stop there, our compression shorts have some more wacky uses too.
Here is a list of some of them:
- The nuttiest jester’s hat to wear to a party. After all, how many other people will be wearing comfy compression shorts on their head?
- An emergency slingshot to scare squirrels away from your nuts.
- A tiny hammock to hold your NuttyBuddy in style.
- Padding to ship a NuttyBuddy to someone (whose nuts) you care about.
- A fashion statement to wear over your regular pants when off the field, so everyone knows you support protecting the boys (and being supported).
- The world's nuttiest Nuttmas tree ornament.
So, remember to leave out the bacon and coffee for RamRod this Nuttmas. He helps protect the boys.