THE NATURAL or TWO BALLS AND A STRIKE

I threw BP (batting practice) naked once. No bull. It was Stockton, CA and on this particular day, I'm tellin' ya, it was smokin'. After throwing 50 balls in the first round, I said to myself, "I gotta have some relief." That turf was hot so I just started sheddin' the clothes off my back.

Off comes the T-Shirt, next are the shorts and then I just said, "Hell with it, jock's gotta go too."  Then, of course, to make it a "Full Monty" I flipped off the shoes. 

Now there were all kinda balls flyin' around. When I yelled out for a pickup nobody wanted to pick up the balls behind the L-Screen. The guys hittin' we're always talkin' shit about gettin' naked in the clubhouse ... just a bunch of wusses.